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Doctor Quotes

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Quote: A Doctor gave a man 6 months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another 6 months

Quotes for Doctors and other Healthcare Providers

We have compiled a list of quotes that we think would be of interest to doctors and healthcare professionals.  They range from the funny, to the inspirational to the profound. We will keep adding to the list as we find more quotes to share.

If you have a favorite quote please add it in the comment section below. Enjoy!

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman Click to Tweet
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck Click to Tweet
As a doctor, I understand how actions can affect lives. - Ami Bera Click to Tweet
The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Click to Tweet
God heals and the doctor takes the fee. - Benjamin Franklin Click to Tweet
He is the best physician who is the most ingenious inspire of hope. -Samuel Taylor Coleridge Click to Tweet
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine. - William Osler Click to Tweet
I am a scientist and I am a physician. So I write papers. - Siddhartha Mukherjee Click to Tweet
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift Click to Tweet
Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose. - Blake Edwards Click to Tweet
If I wasn't singing country music for a living, I was actually going to school to be a doctor -Dustin Lynch Click to Tweet
If not music, I think it would be pretty cool to be an ear, nose and throat doctor. -David Archuleta Click to Tweet
A doctor is not a mechanic. A car doesn't react with a mechanic, but a human being does. - Randa Haines Click to Tweet
Sleep is better than medicine. - Unknown Click to Tweet
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx Click to Tweet
Nearly all men die of their medicines, not of their diseases. - Moliere Click to Tweet
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say. -W.H. Auden Click to Tweet
Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell Click to Tweet
I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease. - John Donne Click to Tweet
Water, air, and cleanness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Click to Tweet
Medicines are only fit for old people. - Napoleon Click to Tweet
They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato Click to Tweet
Some remedies are worse than the disease. - Publilius Syrus Click to Tweet
By some medicine life may be prolonged, yet death will seize the doctor too. -William Shakespeare Click to Tweet
I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral. - Keith Richards Click to Tweet
I'm not a doctor. I just have a tremendous amount of common sense. - Steve Harvey Click to Tweet
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield Click to Tweet
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. - Henny Youngman Click to Tweet
I wanted to be a doctor when I was little, so I'm okay with blood and guts. - Jennifer Lawrence Click to Tweet

 

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.Unless there are three other people-Orson Welles Click to Tweet
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx Click to Tweet
When I was born, the doctor looked at my mother and said, 'Congratulations, you have an actor! -Sally Field Click to Tweet
My doctor told me I would never walk again. My mother told me I would. I believed my mother-Wilma Rudolph Click to Tweet
Time is generally the best doctor. -Ovid Click to Tweet
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller Click to Tweet
Your face tells a story and it shouldn't be a story about your drive to the doctor's office-Julia Roberts Click to Tweet
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. - Wendy Liebman Click to Tweet
That's what the 'Doctor' is about, essentially-having that energy that you just can't understand-Billie Piper Click to Tweet
I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor. - Ty Cobb Click to Tweet
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? - Jay London Click to Tweet
Passion, you see, can be destroyed by a doctor. It cannot be created. - Peter Shaffer Click to Tweet
As a cancer doctor, I'm looking forward to being out of a job. - Daniel Kraft Click to Tweet
A wise doctor does not mutter incantations over a sore throat that needs the knife. - Sophocles Click to Tweet
You can't be a doctor if you don't know the entire parts of the body. - Bernie Mac Click to Tweet
I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, You're too ornery to die. - Jimmy Piersall Click to Tweet
I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants -C Schumer Click to Tweet
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell. - Cass Canfield Click to Tweet
I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander the Great Click to Tweet
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton Click to Tweet

 

 

is a 20 year veteran of healthcare having managed medical practices. He advises medical practices, physicians and practice administrators on how to run their practice and manage their medical billing and revenue cycle management. Manny speaks, blogs and makes videos at www.CaptureBilling.com, a blog that is tops in the medical billing and coding field. READ MORE

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  1. Hi Manny,

    Hope this message finds you doing well. I came across your boards on pinterest and am interested in being a contributor to Capture Billings: The business of healthcare, Healthcare reform, IT, and Infographics if possible. We are a site geared towards the business of medicine, health economics and finance. It would be great to join in the conversations as well.

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